Crippled redhead is by far one of the strangest creatures out there. It lives on a couch. Has a bird. And has a swollen big toe. This creature often gets bullied by a blackhead for its insane toe.
by Bkackhead November 24, 2021
1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017
by imgay_101 January 13, 2020
When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
Get the crippling poo mug.
Man: “you’re so gay!”
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”
- Caleb Ross
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”
- Caleb Ross
by ZigaNinjaAntYT April 29, 2020