Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 26, 2017

Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.

Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.

by Shortstuff419 January 13, 2023

Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Crippling

A femboy twink

Crippling sucked Charlie's toes.

by PandaTaco January 03, 2023

Crippled Rat

An example of when a crippled is mean to you you can say “ stfu crippled rat.”

Man: “you’re so gay!”
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”

- Caleb Ross

by ZigaNinjaAntYT April 29, 2020

Nathan Crippled

he is an orange human being that looks like a dr seuss character and is crippled

You can suck my dick, and then i'll call you nathan crippled

by imgay_101 January 13, 2020

Dirty cripple

The art of farting in one’s face while transferring to a wheelchair.

Hey Johnny, you should of seen the dirty cripple I just did.

by GlideGuru July 13, 2024