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The Theory of Cougartivity

1.The Theory(or fact which every you prefer) That All Younger Men Like Cougars and All Cougars Love Younger Men.

2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.

3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.

4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.
Guy 1 Hey Do You Like My New Car?

Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?

Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!

Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.

Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.
by The Cougar Hunter of Las Vegas October 13, 2013
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Cougar

An older woman typically age 40 and older that like the company of a younger man. Contrary to popular belief, cougars have evolved. They are still hot enough to get a younger man and younger men are always on the prowl for cougars so younger women, you should be worried . Cougars are trendy, not college trendy but the true classy trend that cougars can afford, not ones girls can afford. They are hot, classy, groomed to perfection. Why do younger men want cougars. The reason is simple. They are better in bed than the girls too timid to know what they really want and too hurried to realize what sensuality is. BTW cougars tend to love and give the best blow jobs, where as girls tend to do it but not really enjoy it that much. They keep themselves in great condition, more knowledgeable, carry themselves with more grace and style than girls, and dress and act like women instead of tom boys. In all if a girl has a man that a true cougar is after, you better do whatever he wants because that cougar will get him. I actually am offended being called a cougar as I am a milf and not yet old enough to be a cougar, but i do like younger men and I look 27 so little girls beware. The cougar has evolved.
Dude you lucky bastard getting with that cougar last night. I bet she rocked your world.

Hell that hot ass cougar needs some of what I have. Screw the younger chicks...

That cougar has a better rack on her than any girl our age...Damn
by CompleteMILF September 2, 2009
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Cougar

A Cougar is a female, usually between thirty and fifty years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.

Cougars are only usually interested in men under the age of twenty-five. Also, Cougars are non-committal, choosing to move from mate to mate without ever settling down. It is not uncommon for the same Cougar to attack (sleep with) many different men in the same group of friends. Furthermore, Cougars are older and more practiced in the ways of snaring a mate so they will rarely broadcast their intentions to sleep with you until you are already in her Jetta, headed for the condo she just bought. It is this elusive behavior that earns her the name “Cougar.”
"Hey Jerry, I'm about to go buy this girl a drink, want to come along? I think she has a friend next to her"

"Naw, theres a cougar in the corner that seems to be stalking me, I'm going to hold out for her"
by Matt Hedges December 28, 2005
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Cougar Story

Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).
"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"
by Steve Enterprise October 8, 2008
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Cougar Crack

Part of body exposed when a woman in her forties squats while wearing skinny jeans.
Sheila learned not to wear her skinny jeans while gardening when the college student from next door saw her Cougar Crack.
by debbie desmoines June 2, 2010
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Cougarskank

a Cougarskank usually refers to a scantily dressed, trashy female who consistently preys on men much younger than herself. Hence obviously, as the name implies, a cougarskank combines the qualities of a hunting cougar and a whorish skank.
Cougarskank is on the prowl tonight

skank cougar
by nevskies December 6, 2009
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Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.
Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.
by Alert! May 10, 2014
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