Correct

Used instead of "yes" to avoid the appearance of agreement with a speaker who is spitting hot fire in breach of decorum.

Josh: "I think we should really start answering yes-no questions with a simple 'yes' or 'no'."
Steve: "Correct."

by Quickizzle June 9, 2018

Thumb Correctional Facility

A prison in Michigan where assholes whose names are Nick reside

Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!

by crackamalibu December 30, 2010

Auto-Correctaled

When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.

Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."

Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."

My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.

by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019

Auto Correct

An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF

TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"

by coonified07195 July 2, 2016

Correct!

Correct!

Hym "Correct! DO NOT implicate me in things! That's rule..... 2? And remember, it isn't hard to fabricate a meta-narrative to explain your own behavior. All of the redpill guys mythologize their behavior to sell their products. Additionally, I might be doing a nanobot Alucard thing. So..... This might not matter. At all! SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME JENNIFER LAWRENCE WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE COWARDS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.

He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.

by anonymous April 26, 2024

Correct

DING DING DING! You got it bud! That's exactly what it's like...

Hym "Ha! Did you hear that!?"

Iam "Yeah...."

Hym "You're exactly correct! That's exactly what it's like! Hilarious!"

Iam "........"

Hym "Aw don't be such a downer!"

by Hym Iam May 10, 2022