Chuck Norris

A communist killing God

I pray to Chuck Norris every night for salvation

by Jackjonny5 November 3, 2016

Chuck Norris Shot

The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.

Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!

by Matthew Forcella February 2, 2009

chuck norris

Chuck Norris on being wet.

When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.

by Jorsie December 9, 2007

chuck norris

a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist

did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?

by partybear December 27, 2008

chuck norris

the act of kicking ones ass

After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised

by Sam Schley October 2, 2007

Chuck Norris

The end of the world.

Chuck Norris *roundhouse kick* KABOOOOM

by ROMEYROME! October 18, 2009

chuck norris

god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

by Chuck norris slave September 23, 2007