Chop face 

A South African term usually used to describe a person that performs an act of momentary stupidity.

dude, you are such a chop face. Your boss was standing right behind you..

Chop face by awesomejarz February 11, 2010

chop suey 

System of a Down's first heavily rotated single, soon pissed on and beaten to death by Avril Lavigne. The Tenacious D parody-cover, however, makes up for that.

It's also Chinese food.

You'd think that Chop Suey was too good to be ruined, but then that stupid bitch KILLED IT.

OR

Mmm, this is some tasty chop suey.

chop suey by Conan O'Brien November 15, 2003

chop like the food channel 

A phrase uttered by someone else when a woman catches someone's attention with the way she moves her hips and buttocks while she walks in a "chopping" like motion.

Ooh girl, you chop like the food channel!

chop like the food channel by Mighty Mel November 28, 2009

chop and lock 

The act of a woman chopping a man's arms out and locking him in with her legs so he can ejaculate inside of her vagina insted of him using the pull out method thus trapping him into having her offspring.

Gold digging female 1: "How did you get so lucky with richie rich?"

Gold digging female 2: "He said he want to break up. So I said lets have goodbye sex and I used the chop and lock to trap his ass."

Gold digging female 1: "I used that on my first two husbands to get knockd up...good move"

chop and lock by dwaters30 November 5, 2011

Chop Banana 

Nigerian slang term meaning "to have sex". Usually as a one night stand or fling.

Yo look at the fattie on that Nigerian girl!

Dayyuuummnnnn son. I'm bout to ask her to chop banana.

Chop Banana by Casablanca1776 August 17, 2016

Chop doobs 

To have sexual intercourse with a female.

Danny said to Mick "lets go chop some doobs tonight "

Chop doobs and then you're hood lad.

Chop doobs by St1ckee December 7, 2020

Chop Suey Chad

The Super Saiyan form of the man of small stature, Chad (negative form). Penis gets 69000 social credits when evolving but only grows one centimeter. Can easily take on Godzilla but gets curbed stomped by Aaron Kyro. By the way, he enjoys eating chop suey and noodles

Timothy Hammond: Chop Suey Chad got no diffed by Aaron Kyro!
Marcus Papanott: Chop Suey Chad kinda strong but trash.

Chop Suey Chad by GlassesPwr March 24, 2022