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Cameltoesis

She was extremely attractive had it not been for her Cameltoesis.
by dongruss April 26, 2013
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cameltoe

The act of a woman putting the outer lips of her vagina around your face and pushing your head up her vagina until you suffocate and die
oh shit, that lesbian looks like she wants to cameltoe me
by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010
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Cameltoesis

1. Someone who's breath is so awful that it's stench is reminiscent of a stale minge.

2. The morning breath of one who went down on a woman recently.
"Dude That guy's breath was disfiguring. He totally had some cameltoesis going on."

"Dude, I fucked the shit out of that girl last night but I totally woke up this morning with the worst case of cameltoesis"

"Jesus dude! I know you went down on that scab last night because you have bad case of cameltoesis, go brush your teeth"
by Nemajndi August 25, 2009
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crusty cameltoe

A car in which there is no indicator of an alarm system, with a gas tank that can easily be opened and pissed in.
"man, i was so drunk the other night that i found a crusty cameltoe to piss in. I wonder if they'll get better mileage"
by Bust(y)a Heims August 4, 2008
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Mormon Cameltoe

Is when the entirety of a mans genitalia gets pushed to one side of the crotch of his pants and he sits with his legs open unknowingly displaying it to the whole world. Generally mormon cameltoe causes great distress in its victims.
Jimmy didn't know where he was supposed to go to register for college because when his high school counselor told him he couldn't hear him over his mormon cameltoe.
by t.j. christensen September 14, 2010
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Captain Cameltoe

A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.
That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010
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tainted cameltoe

When a girl is kicked in the vagina so many times it turns black and then it is penetrated with the penis
hey i gave that chick a tainted cameltoe last night , that bruised pussy is amazing
by terkymanster December 29, 2010
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