A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.
by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025
Get the Turd burglarmug. 
by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016
Get the Pen Burglarmug. Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?
by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019
Get the Turd burglarmug. An individual who has the annoying habit of making a scene outside the stall while you’re trying pop a deuce in order to get you to hurry up. Turd Burglars show up typical when you’re in public bathroom in a busy location and someone very impatient shows up and decides to interrupt your shitting session.
>You: answering nature’s call in a public bathroom like a normal person
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
by Thicke Henry Richard September 8, 2020
Get the Turd burglarmug. Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglarmug. A windy burglar is a person who goes out in the rain and windy weather looking for some where to break in the to and is obviously A windy burglar
by Stayout March 12, 2019
Get the A windy burglarmug.