Planet Big Bollocks

The planet in question is a metaphorical place where the most attractive and sexually-active men come from.
This place is where all men wish they were from.

Known origin is from the British TV comedy series Bottom

Man 1: Were going to have to hit that beach like two greased up love-Gods from the Planet Big Bollocks
Man 2: Hmm...tricky

by Overagekid December 3, 2009

Bollocks

What Tony Blair lacks

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

bloody bollocks bastard

Someone whos a Bloody Bollocks Bastard. Simple really.

Hey Bill Gates your a Bloody Bollocks Bastard for lieing about Windows XP

by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line

by sex machine May 20, 2003

bollocks

term used in LOTF

"Bollocks to the signal fire!" says Piggy.

by amanda hugginkiss January 17, 2004

Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks! I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter September 8, 2008

Neck on him like a jockey's bollocks

Someone who is prepared to take risks to gain a substantial prize

"Yer man there. He has a neck on him like a jockey's bollocks."

by Lester Piglet June 12, 2017