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Idaho Breeze

The act of airing out the butt crack, by pointing a hairdryer down the back of the pants. Similar to the Texas Breeze, but this is from the back.
“Tough workout, I’m gonna go cool off with some Idaho Breeze!”
by Southern Jelly April 16, 2023
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LADDER BREEZE

Ladder Breeze (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness creating possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.9+
A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HANNAH AND ROBERT December 1, 2023
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Ladder Breeze

LADDER BREEZE (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness. This creates possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.
EXAMPLE OF USAGE - A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HEKA~HANNAH~STONED~GODDESS~ December 6, 2023
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Breeze

To pass or surpass someone by far in anything, like passing someone’s skill at a game and now easily beating them when they were once better than you or now having way more money than someone like your parents.
I used to think my older brother was good at Basketball when I was a kid, but I now breezed his ass and think he’s ass at Basketball.
by Riot_lexicon August 3, 2023
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Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him
Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?
by Redline06 August 15, 2023
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Gulf Breeze High

WORST FUCKING SCHOOL. Ive been to four other different highschools in florida and this is by far the worst. The gym teacher treats you like shit if you aren't a "cool kid" and if you are different, you cant walk the halls without someone talking shit out loud about you so that you can hear. BTW THE GIRL'S WRESTLING TEAM ARE ASSHOLES. FUCK YOU WHITE TRASH BITCHES.
Me "Did you go to gulf breeze high?"

WOMAN: "yes"

Me "then you are an intitled piece of shit"
WOMAN:"I KNOW AND I WILL GROW UP ON OLD MONEY AND KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I NEVER FOUND TRUE HAPPINESS AND I HAVE AIDS BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH TOO MANY BOYS WHO THINK THEY ARE HOT WHO ARE NOW FAT AS FUCK."
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023
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Sea Breeze

When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.
"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."
by Rundvelt April 19, 2020
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