Brad Break

To engage in the habitual abuse of marijuana because you're too much of a midget headed cookie cutter to face life like a sober freak.

The mail prick has been abusing his Brad Break privileges lately on the public's dime while claiming all of his wages come from stamp sales.

by I'm a hard cummer. Fuck you, b July 18, 2019

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Brad Keselowski

A literal god among the human race, the 2010 NASCAR Xfinity series Champion, 2012 NASCAR Cup Series Champion, 39 time Xfinity series winner, 34 time Cup Series winner, Southern 500, CocaCola 600, Brickyard 400 winner. KAM Solutions CEO. Unfortunately he has been repeatedly been denied a Daytona 500 victory. His acheles heel.

Person one: Hey did you see how Brad Keselowski contended for the win yesterday?
Person Two: I sure have, afterall he is a literal god

by WATAMATE February 15, 2021

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Brad Smith

Biggest DB on the planet

That DB Brad Smith is the worst

by SoupTheKid February 8, 2022

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Brad Tanner aka Twist

Broke wanna be rapper with no swag and a greasy jerry curl.

look at that swagless broke bum performing on the side walk, oh thats just "brad tanner aka twist".

by real baltimore native December 4, 2011

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Brad Pitt - Sexual

The lust-worthy attraction to the male god known as William Bradley Pitt. Anyone who suffers from such ailment can never get over such attraction and really, who would want to?

"What is your sexual orientation?" says Paco

"Brad Pitt - Sexual... Obviously." says Mo Barb

by Paul Rud June 8, 2013

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