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Bologna Lips

A fine class of vaginal clasps that appear to be a yummy bologna sandwich.
A specimen with a very fleshy appearance.

Someone who may like subway dumpster dives would find this specimen exquisite.

Mother always told me girls like a sandwich enthusiast.
"Yo bro don't make fun of Bridget, its not her fault she was born with Bologna Lips"
"Mommy owo queen please show me your bologna lips" :-D
by Searchin4Sus October 5, 2023
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Bologna Bop It

“He can’t keep his hands off himself i swear he’s always playing bologna bop it “

“I’ll come out in a minute let me finish playing bologna bop it”
by Papa_stem82 February 6, 2021
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bologna wrestling

A specific category of wrestling that involves two or more shirtless male individuals, where the sweat on the exposed skin simulates the textural and audible properties of wet bologna.
Hey Cletus, wanna wrestle?

Yeah Jed, but only if we're bologna wrestling.

What's that?

*removes shirt*
by manyplayz November 16, 2016
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Bad Bologna Day

Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022
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bologna chute

I fucked this chick last week and she had an absolute bologna chute it was fucked buddd!
by Bolognacanda.ca July 5, 2024
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Mrs. Packerton's Bologna

"DONT EAT MRS. PACKERTON'S BOLOGNA! ITS MADE FROM HUMAN FLESH!"
by a crocodile elf December 18, 2020
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bologna wedding

1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.
by mouse wheel April 23, 2020
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