Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.

I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard

by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021

Blizzard Bussy

When it is so cold your dick and balls suck so far in, they are in your ass. The precum lubes your bussy for later use.

Damn, it's so cold out I got blizzard bussy on the way to steamworks.

by GayInSeattle January 12, 2024

Blizzard Hearts

The idea of cold heartedness from an outside perspective

Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.

by BeatCat February 20, 2025

Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes

"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."

by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016

Milwaukee Blizzard

The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.

I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard

by rv.recreational April 10, 2025

blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.

Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!

by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014

texas blizzard

a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time

steven: yo dude i got a wicked texas blizzard last night from a hooker

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025