by Queen_of_Me June 22, 2017
Get the angel birthday mug.Birthday thumb. A new form of RSI (repetitive strain injury) which develops in the thumb after 'liking' all the birthday messages you receive on social media birthday thumb
" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
by Yolo4ever May 18, 2016
The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016
Get the birthday threshold mug.In Filipino culture, it is customary for one to eat a birthday meal called pancit. A Filipino Birthday entails the sexual act of sitting on the birthday boy/girl's face in order for them to eat their aforementioned birthday meal. Pancit is a play on words for face sitting.
What did the pinoy ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? He asked her to pancit on his face as it is customary on a filipino birthday.
by Gymechen June 26, 2020
Get the Filipino Birthday mug."Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013
Get the Birthday Jerk mug.A meaningless email wish to have a happy birthday, sent to you by a computer on your birthday from one of the stores, banks, or websites where you have entered your personal information, including your birth date.
by tquinn January 31, 2012
Get the Birthday Robogreeting mug.People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday
by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011
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