beaned

To fulfill the task at hand, and to forsake it completely. To defeat your enemy in a glorious fashion, while giving up during the very first minutes of the battle. To enslave, yet still dignify. To bean someone, is to do many things. It is a word used to conquer, but never to humiliate. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred by history and time.

Powerful words shan't be given meaning by mere men. Thus beaning will forever remain as a neutral term for action of any kind. To seek the meaning of the word alone, will still classify as beaning. Use it as you wish. Beware however, as those who speak the word can go to neither heaven or hell.

I've beaned you.
Absolutely beaned.
A lot of beaning going on over here.

by the forenoon of Friday October 28, 2020

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Fish-Beaked Prick

A real asshole. Someone who is SUCH a prick, calling them a prick just isn't enough.

My dad told me I was grounded for downloading gay porn on his computer, whatta fish-beaked prick!

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

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inflatable beavers

Always enjoyed by Bob Costas

"The always enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beavers." - Bob Costas at closing ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympics

by P.W.B. February 28, 2010

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The Beaver Bunker

The female equivalent of the man cave. All the women get together and watch all their reality shows and gossip. They have the book club, and Tupperware parties in the Beaver Bunker.

The men went to watch the big game at the bar, so Carol invited all the ladies over to the Beaver Bunker for cocktails, where they all smiled and talked behind each others backs at the same time. They were watching hip hop wives Atlanta.

by Mrs. DT October 25, 2012

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