Minecraft better than fortnite

It's relateable

Fuck fortnite minecraft better than fortnite

by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

It's better to wah than to woosh

It's better to live a happy wonderful life than to perish; or can be a simple fun phrase to tell your friends!

Tim: No please don't kick the chair, Uncle Timmy.
Uncle Timmy: I'm sorry *is about to kick chair from underneath his legs*
Kid: Please, Uncle. It's better to wah than to woosh
Richard:... You're right. *proceeds to kick chair*

by FaggitConko69 January 25, 2019

Still better than Justin Bieber

When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.

The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.

by Bhutterfly02 April 19, 2011

never better

In the context of asking someone how they feel, for example, and they respond with "never better," typically what they mean is that life has never been better to them than it is right at this very moment; also, it could mean that it simply does not get any better than it is right now.

never better or never been better

by Never better June 2, 2016

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 27, 2012

Never better

Either a nigga sad as shit or happy asf when they say it

You good b?

Never better (clearly lying)

by MiguelCC May 4, 2017