Kill yourself

Is not something you should do. Well, just dont do it at all! If you're depressed or suicidal dont do it! Your life is the most valuable thing you could cherish! If you lose it, you lose all the amazing things you could do In life

Also, dont listen to the bimbo at the top. Hes just being a jerk. He doesnt have sympathy for suicidal people

Guy1: kill yourself

Guy2: *feels depressed and tries to slit his wrists*

Guy3 stops guy2 from slitting his wrists
Guy3: dont kys man! Your life is worth living
Guy 2: *puts knife down and hugs guy 3*

Moral of the story: dont killyouself. Seek help and love yourself

by Shrek-Tastic! February 26, 2019

kill yourself

What you need to do

Kill yourself

by Sean Connery February 26, 2003

lose yourself

something that one does in a forest

so you have debts? lose yourself in a forest and get family members to collect your life insurance

by General Array of Yetis November 18, 2003

ho'ed yourself

To tell someone they just did/said something stupid.

Bill: The sky is blue?
Tom: You Ho'ed yourself!

by Katherika April 30, 2006

Embrace yourself

Love and hug yourself since no one else wants to.

When you score 'F' on an exam, embrace yourself before telling your parents. It'll help.
Or, if you mean to prepare to something and simple have bad English so instead of bracing yourself you are embracing yourself.

by userit March 11, 2014

jeff yourself

1) Allowing the Game Master to use the suggestions of a player or players to screw them over in game.
2) Giving the Dungeon Master knowledge to help defeat or hurt the player.

Wizard: "I am going to cast mage ar... wait... Technically, my spell book got ruined after we got thrown into the River."
Cleric: "Damn it! Why did you have Jeff Yourself like that!"
DM: *Grins* "Roll a percentile to see how many pages were ruined."

by Daleo Star July 30, 2010

Todd yourself

Telling a person to go out the Amanda Todd way, by drinking bleach.

Go Todd yourself you cunt

by X867 October 18, 2012