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Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.
I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.
by Gboyzie November 9, 2025
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Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.
Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting
by 0lorin January 14, 2019
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Batee

Batees are actually gorillas camouflaged as humans. They are totally mixed in the human society today and are hard to differentiate by their physical appearance. They are total westaboos and always talk about western countries (mostly America), even if they live in a country farthest away from America. They don't even know how speak their own language and make total clowns of themselves among their friends and the society. In fact they are the people (actually gorillas) who support Trump and voted him!
"Hey that guy has all the characteristics of Batees I read in the urban dictionary. Now I'm pretty sure that he is a Batee!"
by Potatovour February 1, 2017
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Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.
Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting
by Noizey December 6, 2015
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Bates

A sketchy individual who Flood’s your phone with filthy messages that are meant to be somewhat cryptic in hopes that you’ll give chase.
Mike, this dude is totally Bates’ing me right now, just sent me 10 messages in a row. I can tell all is not as it seems so not gonna dignify with a response.
by JAROLL June 22, 2020
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Bates

Means the pinnacle of average, lazy, stoner retard with no ambition or drive
To be a fucking bates. Stop being a bates. What a bates
by Batessyndrome May 1, 2021
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Master Bate

When you become a master at catching fish with bate
Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"
by Choochie Man November 23, 2020
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