Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.

Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!

by Slick silly October 14, 2020

Baltimore donkeypunch

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish

Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved

by Slevemcdichael September 17, 2022

Baltimore Bow

When a Female uses her elbow crease to jerk off a Male's penis usually when the female is "tired" and doesn't want to do any work.

My girlfriend was real tired last night so she just gave me a baltimore bow.

by CaptianFartPants December 7, 2021

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022

Baltimore

S-Tier murder capital

Badger: What is Baltimore compared to Detroit and Chicago?
HeavenlyFather: Baltimore is literally, S-Tier murder capital you will die. Welcome to PUBG

by Nezha March 28, 2022

Baltimore Roll

A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.

At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.

by Kaymo11 October 15, 2021

Baltimore Black Beans

first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.

hey , babe , would you ever want to try Baltimore black beans with me

by Lar1c August 17, 2024