A toxic and manipulate person. Will learn all about you and then use your past against you. Likes to shoot up drugs between his toes and lies so much he believes his stories are true. Acts like a hardass but in reality he'd take it up the ass. He'd be sexual with you and your boyfriend. He is a little bitch and dont care about anyone but himself until its to late.
by Fuka-q@idgaf.com June 15, 2019
Get the Tim Bakermug. When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.
Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
by ha26 March 2, 2015
Get the bakers surprisemug. The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.
by Refi September 16, 2018
Get the Baker's feetmug. by No One To The Max July 21, 2010
Get the dusty bakermug. by anniebanannie September 20, 2008
Get the dan bakermug. A bum betch with 8 foot arms and can reach your penis from across an entire room. His waves look like the hair on a homeless mans ass crack and spits like a llama. Also he has a fart tank the size of a football field
by Mason Crosby February 27, 2020
Get the xzavier bakermug. Chris baker is a dumb idiot who repeats stuff constantly and fucks 14 year old girls and is proud about it basically a common thirsty nigga
by assmatics December 23, 2014
Get the chris bakermug.