Toy Burglar

A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.

Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.

Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016

Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016

mouth burglar

Mouth Burglar
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.

Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.

n. You fucking mouth burglar, that was my idea!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!

by jah90013 July 23, 2016

Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018

Turd burglar

An individual who has the annoying habit of making a scene outside the stall while you’re trying pop a deuce in order to get you to hurry up. Turd Burglars show up typical when you’re in public bathroom in a busy location and someone very impatient shows up and decides to interrupt your shitting session.

>You: answering nature’s call in a public bathroom like a normal person

> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd

by Thicke Henry Richard September 8, 2020

Burglar’s Entrance

When you are sucking dick and another man sneaks his dick into your asshole.

I was sucking John’s dick and then Jason surprised me by coming in the burglar’s entrance.

by Hagrid’s Bitch September 19, 2020