Boil is a word for corny but better. If you see a commercial of a family dinner and everyone is smiling like idiots I would consider that as boil.
by Someonethat’ssupaswag December 26, 2021
Amber shouldn't have been working in the garden all day without washing her stinky pussy, so she got a boil.
by TheDudeFromCoon June 10, 2022
by Timewarpeyeballs March 18, 2018
Imagine you have a pimple.
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 12, 2024
Imagine you have a pimple.
Now, imagine that very same pimple, but twice as large and even more sensitive. Like, so sensitive that it will flare up and burn like hell if you just accidentally brush something against it. That's a boil for you. Did I mention that it takes almost a week of rigorous treatment to make it go away?
Now, imagine that very same pimple, but twice as large and even more sensitive. Like, so sensitive that it will flare up and burn like hell if you just accidentally brush something against it. That's a boil for you. Did I mention that it takes almost a week of rigorous treatment to make it go away?
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 19, 2022
by Totally. April 16, 2016
Joe found himself in a real shrimp boil with his wife when he got home from his brother in laws bachelor party.
by 614_FGR January 09, 2024