The king of all mid-priced high performance sport coupes. Known for being the bench mark for all others in its class. Predominantly owned by cocky 25-40 year old men looking for an automobile that provides a high level of status combined with incredible performance.
The ultimate "Whip" for any 16-21 year old male due to its ostentatiously good looks and striking road presence (unfortunately none of them can afford one).
The ultimate "Whip" for any 16-21 year old male due to its ostentatiously good looks and striking road presence (unfortunately none of them can afford one).
26 year old male pulls up to stoplight in his new BMW M3 only to notice a group of Teens staring him(his car) down. Quickly he presses the launch control button and as the light turns green floors the gas. This results in him leaving a 25 foot cloud of smoke in the air and ignites the neighborhood with the sound of succes. The teens are left with blank stares on there faces, jaws hanging open.
by Jmann93 November 17, 2011
Get the BMW M3mug. As stated in Geneva in March 2004 the M5 will have over 500 HP. The M5 will be able to put out over 100 HP / litre. The official specifications are:
Engine code: S65
8250 rpm redline
507 HP (373 kW) @ 7750 rpm
520 Nm torque @ 6100 rpm
Weight: 240 kg
Stroke: 75,2 mm Bore: 92 mm
MS S65 engine managements hardware, software and functioning are developed in-house at BMW M
Engine code: S65
8250 rpm redline
507 HP (373 kW) @ 7750 rpm
520 Nm torque @ 6100 rpm
Weight: 240 kg
Stroke: 75,2 mm Bore: 92 mm
MS S65 engine managements hardware, software and functioning are developed in-house at BMW M
by lue_driver March 31, 2005
Get the bmw m5mug. First produced in 1986, the 3 Series E30 M3 was the product of a factory effort to participate in German Touring Car racing. The primary opponent was the Mercedes 190 class. Both companies recognized the great interest in racing and the positive effects of racing on auto sales.
The power plant is high-performance 4-cylinder, a direct descendent of the M10 F-1 powerplant. The engine has a forged crank, a four valve head and strengthened internals, with 2.3 liters and 195 hp with a catalytic converter and 200 hp without.
by lue_driver March 31, 2005
Get the BMW M3mug. by MBP2000 August 15, 2019
Get the BMW Bradmug. Tricia Takanawa: "And what will you buy, every Persian guy in the world"
Ever Persian Guy "WHITE BMW!"
Ever Persian Guy "WHITE BMW!"
by Shotbot101 April 20, 2015
Get the White BMWmug. Fastest SUV in the world currently. will kick your cayennes asses, SRTs asses and most cars on the road. When you think of suv’s or crossovers you think of slow. That is exactly the opposite of the all new X5M and X6M with a 555-hp 4.4L twin-turbocharged V8 that takes them from 0-60 in just 4.5seconds . This is faster than the BMW M3 coupe which BMW says does 0-60 in 4.7. dont worry though you will need around 95K to purchase one
passenger in porsche - shit you just got your ass kicked by and SUV.
porsche driver- yeah thats the new BMW X5M from they are really fast
porsche driver- yeah thats the new BMW X5M from they are really fast
by sebas00701 October 24, 2010
Get the BMW X5Mmug. Self absorbed, self important assholes.
They drive like they are the only vehicles on the road, don't know how to use their indicators, don't know the meaning of the term "speed limit" or at least believe that it does not apply to them, jump the traffic lights, park on double yellow lines/on corners/in front of dropped curbs/across 2 or more parking bays etc (impulsiveness, irresponsibility, poor behavioural control). If you ever see one getting a ticket they will always been full of rage that someone has dared to slight them (grandiose sense of self worth, failure to accept responsibility for their own actions).
They also seem to think they're better than everybody else, and that the BMW is the pinnacle of human achievement. They imagine that other peoples dislike for them is due to jealousy of them and their car, and that owning said vehicle means they are richer than everyone else (grandiose sense of self worth), and is not in any way due to them exhibiting the behaviours outlined above (lack of remorse or guilt, lack of empathy).
In short, they exhibit many of the traits associated with being a narcissist or psychopath.
They drive like they are the only vehicles on the road, don't know how to use their indicators, don't know the meaning of the term "speed limit" or at least believe that it does not apply to them, jump the traffic lights, park on double yellow lines/on corners/in front of dropped curbs/across 2 or more parking bays etc (impulsiveness, irresponsibility, poor behavioural control). If you ever see one getting a ticket they will always been full of rage that someone has dared to slight them (grandiose sense of self worth, failure to accept responsibility for their own actions).
They also seem to think they're better than everybody else, and that the BMW is the pinnacle of human achievement. They imagine that other peoples dislike for them is due to jealousy of them and their car, and that owning said vehicle means they are richer than everyone else (grandiose sense of self worth), and is not in any way due to them exhibiting the behaviours outlined above (lack of remorse or guilt, lack of empathy).
In short, they exhibit many of the traits associated with being a narcissist or psychopath.
Some asshole BMW driver decided to double park with his hazards on on main street and held up all the traffic for 10 minutes so he could go to Starbucks.
by Slamdaddy UK July 3, 2014
Get the BMW Drivermug.