blunt monkey

female that will give it up for a blunt

I got the blunt monkey live

by lemony snicket September 20, 2005

mega blunt

a blunt with 2 Oz's of weed

I'm going to make a mega blunt with an O of shwag, 1/2 an oz of AK and 1/2 of purple haze

by douchebaginator December 8, 2006

Pearled Blunt

it's bc it's "perrrrfectly rolled" so like perrrrral lmao

Jason: "That is a pearled blunt, I find it satisfactory"

Allison: "Yes. Let's smoke it and absorb the THC"

by DoobieDoug January 1, 2018

birthday blunt

(noun). A blunt saved for the sole purpose of getting high on one's birthday.

Were you at Kelly's party? The party really started when she brought out her huge birthday blunt!

by malman32 March 6, 2009

Blunt Monday

Blunt Monday occurs on the first day of every work week. It is a form of relaxation from the first day back at work after the weekend. Also, it reduces stress from the thought of the next four days of work most people must endure. Blunt Monday is meant to be a social event and occurs after all necessary responsibilities have been completed for the day. The rules of Blunt Monday are:

1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.

In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"

Aww man, mondays are the worst. Atleast we're smoking a blunt tonight. Blunt Mondays are the best.

by Branson420 February 26, 2011

Blunt Babe

A person who is unapologetically confident, bold and of good nature. Blunt babes are your real talk confidant and your hype-girl.

“She’s a blunt babe so i know it’s true.”
“When it comes to my hair or life advice, I only trust blunt babes.”

by J_cic February 4, 2022

Gospel of Blunt

The belief shared by some pot smokers that a blunt is the most enjoyable and efficient way of smoking their drug of choice.

When my friends at college insisted on smoking their chronic out of a pipe, I had to teach them a little something about the Gospel of Blunt.

Father Tom's firey sermons on the Gospel of Blunt could turn even the most heathenous of joint-junkies into a beleiver.

by THHHZZZZZZ January 20, 2009