Bench Bitch

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.

Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit

by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020

bench-snapping

what you would call goh members, a crew full of retards!

"seen those bench-snapping DL's?"
"Ohhh you mean those goh freaks? they are all special ed"

by ilovelina October 23, 2023

Bench Specialist (BS)

A position on a sports team, in which a player rarely, if ever, gets any playing time, and spends all or most of the season on the sidelines.

Taj: Bro, you know that he went D1.

Luhtwan: Yeah, what position?

Taj: He’s playing BS.

Luhtwan: What’s that?
Taj: Bench Specialist
Luhtwan: Bahahahaaaa Bench Specialist (BS) 🤣🤣🤣

by BadAtty January 15, 2025

bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017

bench

to make out

oml we just saw two kids benching at glen oval

by benchlord69 July 29, 2019

bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

by wikiPika October 27, 2020

Benches

Used in text conversation to indicate you don't have time to reply to a message and are 'benching' it but will come back to it later.

I'm out mate so benches to this, will get back to you later

by Sopohie November 14, 2021