Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

While driving to work I looked over and saw an Average Nebraskan in the car next to me.

by ragingclaw November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

the act of getting fingerbanged while driving

I gave my wife an average nebraskan on our way to Lincoln.

by below-average-nebraskan November 21, 2022

average nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving a car

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"

by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022

Average crawlers fan

A person (most likely queer ) who listens to the silly goofy eyeliner band and slays.

A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??

B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan

by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022

Average height for the time

A term coined by OverSimplified to describe Napoleon Bonaparte's height.

Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"

by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022

average

A man who pulls hella bitches and loves ninjas, dinosaurs and harry pottwr

Man that man is average!

but look at all those gorls

by Dip Dizzy Wizzle January 13, 2023