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Austin

He is a Bitch
"Austin is always a Bitch to me!"
by GammabladeGaming September 10, 2016
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Austin

A type of person who laughs uncontrollably, then when finished, laughs some more. Until everything is done and the world has ended, they will most likely be laughing.
Oh, it's Jake, he is so just another Austin
by Anti-bin chicken society March 25, 2019
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Austins

Fuckboys who are complete assholes to women, nosy and like to make sure they're being talked about non stop! Loves to put people down. Don't trust.
Austins a dirtbag.
by urcameltoeshowing1 February 14, 2018
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austin*

MAJOR fuckboy/don't EVERY date him/ he will do anything to get a girl to get in bed with him/ if he tells you he loves you then he is lying because he probably told 12 other girls that same night/he is the worst person anyone could date/ he will probably end up being gay anyways, he just wanted sex first
"did you hear? that new kid austin already fucked sarah in the janitor's closet last week"

"oh my goddd austin* 🙄"
by shhhhh... can't tell March 21, 2017
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Austin

No matter how gay he is, he will always stay in the closet. He's just like one of the girls, but will deny being gay no matter how many times you ask him. Cusses a lot, and is totally random. Has no rythm, but is extermely popular. :D
Me: Are you gay?

Austin: No, vagina all the way!

but he's really thinking, " i love his penis. <3333"
by freakingawesomechick. July 19, 2012
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Austin

This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
by Pedro quacamole sauce February 16, 2019
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Austin

A guy with a nice ass most likely will end up a stripper named "Booty Shorts Blake".
Hey did you see that Austin?
by BooBoo1298 March 15, 2016
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