Asscara

The ring around the anus formed by lubrication products and bodily fluids. Often contains damp matted hair. Upon observation it resembles an winking eye with too much mascara.

Damn, gurl. Your asscara be all runnin down your buttocks.

by Princess Buzzkill December 1, 2010

Asshat

N; A person whose upper torso exists solely to decorate their own ass; in essence, their attractive lower body and its' usefulness is the sole reason for the upper half's existence.

He doesn't have to understand metaphors, he's an asshat.

by Banjodanger April 19, 2013

Asshat

Asshat |Noun| One who has their head in their ass, thus wearing it as a hat. Asshat.

"Can you get your head to of your ass? It's not a hat."

Meaning their ass is jealous of all the shit they talk.

Asshat |Noun| One who has their head in their ass, thus wearing it as a hat. Asshat.

by Madz Tv February 20, 2017

assmates

couples in college that take classes together

I couldn't pay attention to today's lecture, because the assmates in front of me wouldn't stop pillow talking to each other.

by catmcaul September 10, 2005

Asscape

1. A completely useless object

2. An idiotic person

1. Man 1: Hey guys! Check out this pet rock I found.

Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.

2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.

Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.

by Dub C. December 20, 2008

Asshate

the derogatory term for a homophobe, as said by a gay individual.

Someone who hates ass ie ass sex

Wow look at that guy over there trying to be so butch. He looks like a total asshate.

by IndieRedVanille February 1, 2010

Ass Cat

Casn be used to describe someone who is an idiot and make yourself sound cool at the same time.

*See ass hat

"Man,Jammie is such an ass cat!"

"What an ass cat!"

by Ryoko Katsuya September 4, 2005