JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

assassination

An ass that murders you.

Someone: Hey dude, did you hear, something is doing assassination, its not a person
Someone else: dam, that must be the ass going round town.

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

Assassin's Creed Origins

Assassin's Creed Origins is the 10th game in the Assassin's Creed series.
The game was released in the 27th of October to the Xbox One, Playstation 4 and PC.

Dude, Assassin's Creed Origins is sick, you should buy it!
i'll think about it :)

by מה קורה נשמה November 2, 2017

School Assassin

We all know that one kid that always where’s a hoodie everyday of the year no matter the weather we’ll keep and eye on the kid cause he’s probably got the glock in the sock

Daniel Barnes

He once said to me that The last Airbender movie is better than the show so clearly he needs to be on a watch list. Be on the lookout cause he’s definitely your neighborhood school assassin

by JuiceVsWrld November 27, 2020

survivor assassin island

when you murder someone and realise you're in a gameshow

"wow! that was quite an elimination! reminds me of survivor assassin island!"
"die"

by HarryRemixed March 19, 2023

Assassin's Nigga

Assassin's Nigga is a term for the original game 'Assassin's Creed' but for chocolate people. The Assassins bought those choco people to do their work, however, if someone betrays the brotherhood then dies.

Person: 'Hey, I heard a game called Assassin's Nigga', its pretty cool man you should play it.
Choco Man: 'Oh HELL YEA, ITS MY GAME! Ohhh wait...'

by The Big Black Daddy December 5, 2023

37 assassinations

In Mexico? And then they elect not a Mexican but a Jew? And what is the point of the Jewish religion again? What does the messiah do in the Jewish religion? Take over politics and institute a Jewish monarchy? Is that it? I'm pretty sure that's it.

Hym "Right but the only reason she won was because of the 37 assassinations, right? So I don't really give a fuck about the policies. That sounds like a coup. I thought shit-libs didn't like coups?"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024