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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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arizona

the northern part of the state gets snow in the winter time, the southern part rarely, central never, all there is to do outside of phoenix is hiking and offroading, hiking is only possibly in winter time, in fall, winter, and spring in the northern part, offroading will break down your vehicle if its made before like 2005, tucson is riddled with druggies, phoenix is too hot to fucking live have no idea why the fuck 1 and a half million people live there, the eastern and western parts are forgotten, its also where the snowbirds from minnesota come from and ruin everybody's day by going 25 in the 35 and 50 on the freeway, but at least its a safe haven from california where it takes 2 hours to drive 3 miles and you cant live past the age of 45 if you have asthma there too
Who tf wanna go to arizona bro
by natons September 16, 2020
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Arizona Fire Rocket

The act of pouring hot sauce down your weiner while getting pegged.
Me and my girl tried an Arizona Fire Rocket last weekend.
by qqquota December 14, 2024
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Arizona Sober

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.
I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.
by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024
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Arizona

The country that Ari is a prostitute
Ezra: arizona is a great place.
by Arizona Ariari February 2, 2022
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Arizona

A girl who is misunderstood and just wants to be heard, she is very loving and caring, she is smart and quiet and she is not two-faced. It
You see her over there her name is Arizona.
by Zony May 9, 2020
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Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.
“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”
by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024
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