The Abney

The act of secretly masterbating in the closet with a darth vader mask on...Must be performed while parents are asleep in a near by room

Guy #1:Dude guess what i did last night
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN

by wow88976 January 21, 2011

Alley Cat

A glass of water ordered in a bar between alcoholic beverages and/or shots in an attempt to sober up.

After three shots of Patron, I had to order a few alley cats to push through the rest of the night.

by Emily Starolis March 14, 2007

Bowling Alley

(n.) An alleyway where one shacks bowls (smokes marijuana)

Dude I thought this place was sketchy, but then I found a good bowling alley

by The Roach Clip of the Past January 29, 2010

Alley Oop

when a girl is giving you head, right before you nut you pull out, with your hand coming down to slap her, blow your load into your hand and give her a wet slap in the face.

"so i finally pulled off the alley oop"
"no shit?"
"yeah it was amazing but she was pissed"

by E Dogg Unit X December 3, 2009

lipstick alley

A site on news, sports, celebrity gossip from an African American and other minorities perspective. Topics about race, family, dating, travel, education, and etc are discuss. People will give their own individual opinion on topics.

Lipstick alley isn't for racist,ashy larrys, snowflakes, thin skinned and others who can't accept other opinions.

by realmofo70 February 21, 2019

Alley Vlogiannitis

Alley Vlogianntis is the name given to shitty soccer players. These types of soccer players tend to get injured a lot because they are just so small and bad. They are also very whiney and tend to act like a child. Alley's tend to be very short, around 5 feet.

soccer child whiney small short alley vlogiannitis alley vlogiannitis

by james mclovinn November 17, 2010

Aaneyah

She's the girl to drive you crazyyy. Shes very lazy, but smart. Usually really goofy. She stands out of the crowd. She also falls in love too easily. She does the most weirdest stuff.

Hey, look Aaneyah is over there humping the tree.

Aaneyah just said she has a DICKKK.

by destinyyyyyyyy November 6, 2013