The funniest person alive

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Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

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IT'S ALIVE!!!

Nah- Fuck you Sam Harris don't disparage my imaginary Frankenstein! He's fucking compassionate enough. Alright? "He's not who people should be listening to" Yeah, who SHOULD they be listening to? Jewish fucking bible nerds? Should I wear the mask and take the vaccine? Should I only listen to people who AFFIRM YOUR VALUES? That's probably what you want.

Hym "IT'S ALIVE!!! My Imaginary Frankenstein Lives!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And Sam Harris hates it. Hilarious. You know what I really think? I really think that you're an intellectual elitist and that if you're not in a certain sphere you need to cede your capacity for thought (to whatever extent you are able to think) to 'experts' because even if they are wrong at least the stupid people are willing to cede their decision making to the 'experts.' It's more important than than actually being right. And I think this because it's the through-line that exists between your stance on Trump, RFK jr., AND Andrew Tate. Your position against all three is LITERALLY 'They are going to make stupid people think they don't have to listen to what the jewish bible nerds say and it's dangerous for everyone!' You and Jordan Peterson are the same in that regard. Pathetic. And if your compassion doesn't extend to ME, RIGHT NOW, then it is functionally nonexistent"

by Hym Iam August 1, 2023

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Whitest boy alive

Kind of like the noble savage, there is whitest boy alive, he doesn't exist. There is nobody as shy and naive as the description. People are just people, and the weak one is the one always looking for the weak one to try and walk all over or take advantage of, no matter what they look like.

There is no whitest boy alive any more than there is a blackest boy alive, though you don't hear many black guys arrogant enough to call some guy the blackest boy alive.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

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Cutest person alive

A girl by the name of Kaili Bayless is the cutest person alive, her eyes are honey brown and just attract any soul that stares at her. If you're caught looking at a Kaili Bayless, she's the cutest person alive. Her smile is super contagious, so watch out, her little nose is so boop-able and sometimes that's all you wanna do.

--> OMG did you see Kaili walk by, she's literally the Cutest person alive.

--> Whoever's talking to Kaili must be lucky because she's the Cutest person alive.

by Maui_ohana September 26, 2020

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