by White Alan February 8, 2004
Get the White Alanmug. One of the coolest motherfuckers you will EVER meet, giving, caring, a truly one of a kind man..... AND HAS A BIG DICK!!
by brealualraedyknow January 7, 2012
Get the Brandon Alanmug. by Alanjam November 11, 2022
Get the Alan jokemug. The perfect couple and the nicest people to be around they are meant to be together and nothing can seperate their love for each other. In the future they will probably be married and have 2 children. Overall the are such a cute couple and will love each other until they die
by Well fu!# it mask off April 8, 2017
Get the Rebecca And Alanmug. by ripperzdefinitions January 10, 2016
Get the woody alanmug. To dog ones friends. Usually involves a video game LAN or miscellaneous asain person.
Can also be said as to Alan
Can also be said as to Alan
by Hadkejxkdj March 26, 2012
Get the ALANingmug. 1. A day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, oh they do.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
"How was your day?"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 12, 2008
Get the Alan daymug.