refer to situations or circumstances wherein you find yourself feeling awkward towards a person whom you don't know personally or you're not close to BECAUSE of something you know about him or her.
Situation:
Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.
Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.
Situation:
Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.
Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.
I had a secondhand awkward moment with Person B today in the comfort room. I didn't know what to say.
by Lillian Marsden November 5, 2010
Get the secondhand awkwardmug. (n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.
John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013
Get the awkward dickmug. Just a smidgeon below the Awkward Woolly Mammoth, the Awkward Egyptian consists of this: hands together above one's head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of The Bangles classic "Walk Like An Egyptian" as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.
*John stares deeply into a book.* "Dude, where's Waldo?!*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*
by NoPants aka Pvt. Wenchell December 17, 2008
Get the Awkward Egyptianmug. by jshc0320 May 18, 2011
Get the Poonberry awkwardmug. Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.
by stellarheart557 January 13, 2011
Get the Awkward Firstmug. A class that teaches those who wish to be rejected by society (ie:homeschoolers) to be completly and utterly awkward. It is at these akward classes where they learn how to talk like Ozzy Osbourne, walk like Micheal Jackson, sing like Jonny Cash, and many other ridiculous actions.
Guy: (leans in very close) Are you busy on Saturday
Other Guy: You- you want me to come with you to awkward class?
Other Guy: You- you want me to come with you to awkward class?
by dontevenbother654 June 2, 2011
Get the awkward classmug. Guy1: Well it took two weeks but that cute chick at work finally added me on facebook. She totally wants me.
Guy2: Dude, your full of shit. I bet it was an awkward add.
Girl1: UGH! My creepy boss from work added me on facebook. If i deny it things will get awkward. I can't believe I have to add this guy.
Guy2: Dude, your full of shit. I bet it was an awkward add.
Girl1: UGH! My creepy boss from work added me on facebook. If i deny it things will get awkward. I can't believe I have to add this guy.
by frapelz June 25, 2010
Get the awkward addmug.