Tyksakken Albert

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.
Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert
by LordBendtner.com December 20, 2023
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Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.
by Bigpapa7 September 19, 2023
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Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.
Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.
by Not Albert April 30, 2015
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paige albert

how would you explain paige albert in 3 words?
a bad bitch
by bad_bitch1223 March 22, 2021
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diabetic albert

Its a diabetic kid that cant get fat because hes diabetic
Dang that kid Albert D is such a diabetic albert no wonder hes skinny.
by 404unknownkid March 30, 2022
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Albert Einstein High School

The place to be
Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
Me: The place to be!
by dumbbitchbutshecuteiguess June 28, 2021
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Albert Beldad

The universally correct response to any situation or comeback with anyone that disrespects or ignores you. You can also use this to start a conversation or end one. It's appropriately convenient for people that want to be part of a conversation in a group chat but don't know what to say.
Karl tolentino asked: Asan na Akarin GF ko?
Roehan replies: Albert Beldad
by Michael Yumizuri November 19, 2021
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