a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied
by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024
Get the Fat Albertmug. A hot mother fucka who takes abgs but has no interest in love, preferring instead to eat ice cream because why not. Because he is part Einstein, he is a man whom everyone looks up to for guidance. Although not the best first-person shooter, it is unquestionably the best at grinding in most games. He's easily the most humble and modest person in the room, yet he also doesn't give a damn about anything. He is just concerned with his ambitions, his family, and his friends. He is an honest and practical person, although he has a tendency to lie.
by Captain Stone November 22, 2021
Get the Albertmug. Scott:hey Tom have you seen ._.albert...editz new tiktok it's amazing!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!
by Wjjwjw June 17, 2021
Get the ._.albert...editzmug. A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016
Get the max albertmug. She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)
by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019
Get the Albertemug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!
Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
Get the Tom Conti as Albert Einsteinmug. 