Straight up gangsta. A name that is given to rulers and kings by their slaves. Legends say that the first Alan Myers actually defeated Gangas Kahn and Conan the Barbarian. Although men given the name of Alan Myers are hard and violent men, it is also said that they are the best lovers, taking women to places they have never been.
After the town was captured, the men, women, and children that the beast spared, called said beast Alan Myers.
by beast mode squad August 19, 2011
by White Alan February 09, 2004
One of the coolest motherfuckers you will EVER meet, giving, caring, a truly one of a kind man..... AND HAS A BIG DICK!!
by brealualraedyknow January 07, 2012
by ripperzdefinitions November 07, 2015
The perfect couple and the nicest people to be around they are meant to be together and nothing can seperate their love for each other. In the future they will probably be married and have 2 children. Overall the are such a cute couple and will love each other until they die
by Well fu!# it mask off April 08, 2017
by Alanjam November 11, 2022
1. A day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, oh they do.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
2. A phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at Red Lobster.
3. Someone who's made Alan money.
"How was your day?"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
"Well, let's see. I lost $100 while at work today. While I was trying to figure out who might've taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. Then I got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing...and it was their birthday...and they only left me a $2 tip. I then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. If this wasn't bad enough, later that night my girlfriend's mom walked in on us while having sex in the livingroom. I got out of there as fast as I could, but I didn't see my car in the parking lot. You want to know why? It got towed."
"Damn dude, sounds like an Alan day"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 15, 2006