shaft apple

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.

Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!

Dave: Want me to pull it out?

Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!

by NinjaSquared November 22, 2010

shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

by Jack Barker January 5, 2008

shaft slap

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face

bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home

by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010

shaft-a-holic

one who loves the shaft, or anything resembling a shaft

betty: damn girl, look at that shit over there. Suzy: fuck girl, you're a shaft-a-holic

by mrk3 March 8, 2012

large shaft

Big dick

Your stupid if you don't know what large shaft means

by Your a dumbass June 14, 2017

year of shaft

When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch

Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”

by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020

turbo shaft

Male masturbation done really fast

I'm going to have a turbo shaft

by Turbo shaft June 1, 2017