Thomas has a big dick. Thomas is a tough cunt. He works on a farm and doesn't give a fuck. A Thomas usually has brown hair and blue eyes. A Thomas is that one guy that makes every girl near him moist. A Thomas is ripped and fucks anything in his path. A Thomas favourite line is" what the cunt!" And also "fuck" is what he says for everything.
Girl one(amy): oi Eliza is that a Thomas over there?
Girl two(Eliza): fuck I'm moist.
Example 2.
One day I want to grow up like a fucking Thomas. I don't give a cunt coz I'm a thomas!
Example 3. A Thomas ordering food.
Cashier: hello Handsom man what would you like?
Thomas" FUCK"!
Girl two(Eliza): fuck I'm moist.
Example 2.
One day I want to grow up like a fucking Thomas. I don't give a cunt coz I'm a thomas!
Example 3. A Thomas ordering food.
Cashier: hello Handsom man what would you like?
Thomas" FUCK"!
by Douglas0006969 November 29, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. not at all gentleman like. Will ask for the girls jacket when he is cold and will make her pay for movie tickets and food, ect. Super duper smart, yet has a terrible taste in memes. The type of guy to break up with you over text then avoid you at all costs. Loves his mum heaps though
by 911 what's your emergency November 6, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. by NAshNishNooooooooosh August 12, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. Honestly a really rad dude that needs to love himself the way I love him. The way everyone loves him for that matter- yeah, he fucks up a lot and has made a lot of regrettable choices. He says things on accident and is a complete jerk at times too. But he's sweet whether he believes it or not. And hilarious, adorable, and all the other lovey dovey adjectives. He's not mine though. But I'm happy knowing someone out there will be able to get all the love he has to give. He's human. And the reason I'm still here. A great catch. I'm lucky I had him even if it was just for a little while. I do love him. Platonically, I think. I dunno. I can keep this definiton confession here because no one will find it hAHHAH.
He also has a 10 foot dic-
He also has a 10 foot dic-
by Pippitypopop June 14, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. An insane human being who deserves nothing and no one in his life.He has very little to no friends at all. Everyone ignores/hates him because his anoyying ass never listens to people. He never follows instructions and always thinks of himself as a better person than everyone else.
by YellowMagic1234 October 1, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. He's such a Thomas
by asdfghjkl;9 May 13, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship
Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.
Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die
Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!
Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.
Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die
Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!
Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020
Get the thomasmug.