Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

by bubsters March 9, 2018

fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon April 15, 2012

Spoiled melons

Saggy breasts

I was at the pub last night and saw this girl with huge boobs, so I took her to the bathroom stall but it turns out they were spoiled melons.

by Ace trick January 12, 2012

Melon fuck

The act of fucking someone with melon usually twelve year old boys

I will melon fuck that child

by Ggooog November 13, 2021

Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee

Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon

by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021