Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 02, 2019
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Melon fuck

The act of fucking someone with melon usually twelve year old boys
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Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.
"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by CuntMelon February 17, 2012
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fudge-meloned

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.
by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017
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bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.
Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.
by bubsters March 09, 2018
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Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis
I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone
by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016
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Spoiled melons

I was at the pub last night and saw this girl with huge boobs, so I took her to the bathroom stall but it turns out they were spoiled melons.
by Ace trick January 11, 2012
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