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coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
mugGet the coat hanger scramblemug.

Hangering Out

You are mad about being somewhere with people. You just chill and keep your mouth shut,
Was at a funeral for my best friend. Watching all these fake people pretend they were the best friend, yet they were never there for support. I'll just sit here hangering out until this is over. When is the funeral brunch, I am hungry.
by Jess Andrew April 23, 2025
mugGet the Hangering Outmug.

Side Hangers

When a person has bulging side breasts.
Joe: "Maaan did you see Luis' side hangers? Looks like he can fly away on them!"
Chuck: "Check out those side hangers!"
by Scrumpo May 28, 2018
mugGet the Side Hangersmug.

Coat Hanger

A Coat Hanger, Noun;

The term used for a sexual gratification employing Sadomasochist who uses dating Apps such as Tinder and Grinder to find their victims. Once sexual gratification has been reached by both the Coat Hanger and the victim*, the Coat Hanger proceeds to skin the victim in order to wear them like a coat.

*The Coat Hanger is a giver and will only carry out their final deed once both parties have been satisfied. The Coat Hanger is noble in this way
"I'm going on a date tonight, this is the address I'm going to, if you haven't heard from me by midday tomorrow you can safely assume he was a coat hanger"
by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018
mugGet the Coat Hangermug.

smooch hanger

A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.
Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.

Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013
mugGet the smooch hangermug.

Hanger

When you get sooo hungry, you get angry. it is a combo of the words, hunger and anger.
I am sooo hungry that i have hanger!!!
by xfoxxyx October 30, 2011
mugGet the Hangermug.

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”
by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022
mugGet the coat hanger dickmug.

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