Dylan

He’s a simp

Dylan is a simp

by Jajdjjdkdkdkwkwkaksksks September 20, 2020

Dylan

he never shuts the fuck up, probaby wears a diaper, never geting a girlfrend

guy: "HI DYLAN"
Dylan: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by dylanhater000 October 22, 2020

Dylan

The biggest weeb among the weeb.

That Dylan he is such a weeb.

by IHateDylans November 21, 2021

Dylan

the absolute most handsome guy you will meet. he is caring, smart, good looking, and has very soft hair. if u find urself a dylan never let go of him. hes a keeper.

my boyfriend dylan is the best!

by hermosa._.heily32810 July 30, 2022

Dylan

To show up at places during events you are not supposed to be at.

I went to his house without permission therefore pulling a Dylan

by JJRpx October 24, 2022

Dylan

a pretty emo dude but can make you burst out laughing easily. he says the most messed up things sometimes and that’s his thing. he is legit the prettiest guy you’ll ever meet and if you’re nice to him you will get along really well. he can be an actual asshole to people who hurt you and will defend you like his life depends on it. he’s the most caring dude ever and sometimes it seems like he doesn’t have a brain but that’s okay. hes always turning in assessments weeks late and doesn’t give a fuck about it. you have to be careful if you’re gonna say something mean because he is really quite sensitive and will cry about it for days.

i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.

love dylan 🫶

by dylanishot May 15, 2022

Dylan

If u ask someone what their name is and they say Dylan, run. Toxic, not trustworthy and will probably make fun of you for the dumbest shit. Homophobic and racist. Loves to say slurs, literally just a big living red flag.

"I met a guy, he's called Dylan."
"Girl- run."

by your_mum_ December 6, 2021