dirty dirty blueberry

The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.

Mole groaned with pain and pleasure as she performed the dirty dirty blueberry.

by eatdogs4life October 24, 2025

blueberry old fashioned

When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.

Got some good blueberry old fashioned goodness last night.

by ENS berry October 17, 2018

Blueberry Sunday

When your girlfriend has given you blue balls.
Later she eats icecream using ONLY her mouth off of your balls.

Dang girrl, did you have you have to add the extra banana to your blueberry Sunday.
Hey Babe ;). I made you something to eat. Come in the bedroom, your blueberry sunday is waiting for you.

by Phillip McHunt September 18, 2016

Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

Blueberry hill

From the song by “Fats” Domino, Blueberry hill is a fictional/mental location a person can be in after a large milestone in a relationship. This can be dumbed down to “Cloud 9 but for romance”.

Person A: “what’s up with Person C?”
Person B: “He’s on Blueberry Hill because his crush just became his gf”

by anonymous July 3, 2023

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie

Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy

by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025