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Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
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Zip

(Mathematics)
When you split off two values connected by brackets, and ignoring the law of BODMAS.
Teacher: Hi class! How do you solve 6/2(1+2)?
Brian: Using BODMAS, we have to solve 2(1+2) first, then divide it from 6, making the answer 1.
Nicholas: You have to use the zip method. By zipping the 2 off the (1+2). Hence, it would be 6 divide 2, multiplied by 3 which makes 9.
Teacher: Shut up and unzip my pants.
by Magmalightning January 14, 2019
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zipping

When you leave one place to go to another place with a different ZIP code. Particularly useful if you want to leave but teleportation is not available.
Yo bro, I'm zipping home...

Dude, he just zipped...
by therealfakereality May 18, 2022
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Zip

Slang term for a ounce of weed. 28grams of flower marijuana.
I just grabbed a zip from my guy .
by A2thewhy05 January 4, 2022
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Zip limber

A person sexually attracted to limbs knotted together by a wire that have been removed from a 10 month old corpse.
Pedro: Hi I’m Pedro who are you
Gale: I’m a zip limber
by BundaBandit789 April 23, 2024
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Chibi Robo: Zip Lash!

In the words of a certain virgin from Ohio: "This game blows!"
Chibi Robo: Zip Lash! is a stupid f*cking f*ck sh*t f*ck f*ck sh*t
by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan July 31, 2022
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zip

The tweaker downstairs ran out of zip and slept for 3 days
by Jayboone April 5, 2020
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