smelly dart

a fart, for those who are too squeamish to say the word.

Mum: What's that smell of fish oil?
Son: It's only Micky's smelly dart.
Mum: Maybe we should use him to funmigate the attic.

by John Boon April 23, 2005

smelly joon

smelly joon is someone you meet on the bus that like you but you don't like him becuase he smells like some of these things (bucket head, stinky feet, original trout fish, and poo from world of poo). This cause him to sit in your seat but then you verbally abuse him and he goes running home to his mummy's boy (someone who likes him) saying or screaming "UWUWUWUUWU."

eeww that guy who sit with us is a smelly joon!
ugh what is that disgusting smell, it probably is a smelly joon

by Giahwgfa 2 May 3, 2019

Smelly Owl

A sexual act usually involving a male and female. The male bend the woman over and proceeds to take a shit on her back. He then, without her knowing, snaps her neck; Giving her the appearance of an owl with the addition of a stench, more commonly described as smelly.

"Hey ralph, yesterday I got a new girlfriend, she was a smelly owl when I got done with her."

by TDaaawg July 31, 2013

Smelly Wazzer

A cylindrical object which might have a stench which isn't particularly inviting.

Ergh! Look at him, HES GOT A SMELLY WAZZER!

by gareth mason October 25, 2005

Smelly McPotfot

1. a slang term that means that some one is wack.
2. A term that means all is not right with the force.
Someone That likes to be unintelligent.

1. My Friend Jimbo is a Smelly McPotfot!
2. Smelly Mcpotfot!!

by Bowser February 5, 2003

smelly edwide

stinks of shit

edwide medland

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Smelly Virge

"Virge" short for 'virgin'
1.
When a prick thinks he's sick when really he is just a mong that hasn't had sex acting like he has.

2.

Someone named Michael

1.
Chegwin - 'Had sex with this bird earlier'
Segwin - 'Wise up ya smelly virge'

2.

*someone robs ya school bag*

Tom - 'FUCK YOU DOING?!'
Rhys - *falls over with bag*

Tom - 'Ya smelly virge, don't pinch me bag ya fanny'

by THE WISE VIRGIN April 23, 2017