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Ryan

A guy who’s sohot they get every pussy in town. His dick is 12 inches and makes girls horny every at first glance. He is also called chief cuchy.
by Weed Fuckers May 7, 2019
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Ryan

has such a small penis that he doesn’t even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.
rob: bro i saw Ryan’s penis yesterday, jk i couldn’t even see it it was so small

jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay

rob: ik
by Theripestcheese December 29, 2019
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Ryan

You're almost as bad as Ryan
by big baller ryan November 10, 2019
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Ryan

A smart clever man that makes jokes and is very cute he can make friends very easy but chooses to hang out in multiple groups of people and makes friends with nerds. Ryan's are usually smart.
Ryan is unresistabre to me.
by Elletron November 14, 2016
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Ryan

Really good guy once you get to know him and he is talented in his own ways.once you become his friend you become his partner and he will tell his deepest secrets and if your a female u will fall in love with him instantly. He loves to cuddle and he is a big teddy bear ready to be cuddled
ryan is amazing in his own way
by Jarry May 16, 2018
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ryan

slang for a lizard's scrotum
Did you see that ryan? It was much more wrinkly than it should be.
by 😏🐪🍼 May 24, 2016
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Ryan

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect.
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Ryan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Ryan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Ryan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Ryan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Ryan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Ryan is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Ryan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Ryan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Ryan have failed.
Ryan. Nothing else can describe him.
by PalindromemordnilaP April 22, 2009
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