Mud Rugs

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!

Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.

by Munkmunk21 September 01, 2017

rusty rug

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.

Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!

by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023

Chewing the rug

Chewing the rug is a different statement of a man licking out a women

Last night I had a great time chewing the rug

Last night I had a great time licking her out

by KB da mad1 July 25, 2016

Rug Dance

When your in the shit with the boss or the company, been called in for a meeting with management.

Toms been called into the office for a Rug Dance

by Analbandit090 April 28, 2021

crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

rug pilled

Being suspicious of all crypto currency trading sites, and keeping their coins in a private key offline under their rug

Ellen: Did you keep all your doge on cryptsy?
Carl: Yeah, unfortunately because I wasn't rug pilled

by urban dolphin August 17, 2021

do rugs

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.

Person 1: "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I'm gonna do rugs."

by SomeoneShadow September 18, 2018