Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee

Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon

by LOZZABOZZA June 09, 2021

push melon

Word that was on urban dictionary but has been taken of urban dictionary

This is a push melon

by Murfman85 October 19, 2015

Bitch Melon

Slang for a prostitutes boobs.

Damn her bitch melons were juicy.

by DINGDING May 06, 2015

Melon Docking

The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.

To fuck a hole in a Melon.

Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.

David’s evening at the bar ended in a 4 hour session of Melon Docking

by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019

bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

by bubsters March 09, 2018

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon February 17, 2012

fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017