Jon Stewart

Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.

The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

jon bellion

The vocal incarnation of God

Person 1- "Jon Bellion's voice is something sent from god!"
Person 2- "No, his voice is god."

by potato.goddess.. December 18, 2016

jon boy

to have sex with 2 or more of a girlfriend's sisters, or a friend's current girlfriend

i seen michelle last night, you know steves girlfriend, and totaly pulled a jon boy

by jon boy July 16, 2006

Jon Stewart

The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.

Jon Stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever

by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005

lil jon

A black version of Bobcat Goldthwait.

He apparantly qualifies as a rapper, even though he only says 7 different words per song (including yeah/what/ok)

Man, what happened to Bobcat Goldthwait?

Nah dude, that's Lil Jon.

by fanboy January 29, 2005

Lil' Jon

The king of Crunk, From Atlanta Dirty South pretty much was the first to say the word skeet in music

Damn Lil' Jon is so crunk i should just go to Atlanta and skeet all over

by UofL June 6, 2005

Jon Stewart

Should run for president in 2008!

Jon Stewart - President
Stephan Colbert - Vice President

by Kelvin06 August 11, 2006