A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.
1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.
2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.
3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."
4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.
2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.
3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."
4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: What...? Never mind.
Applies to 4th definition only:
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: Whose?
Jason: Brian.
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: What...? Never mind.
Applies to 4th definition only:
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: Whose?
Jason: Brian.
by the haircuttee December 16, 2008
When your eating a hot chicks ass who is shaved smooth but find one or two random hairs on the anus.
by Mikey P June 15, 2016
The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.
This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."
Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."
Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."
by Abstract Sever November 09, 2017
by OliveSoupp October 16, 2010
by TrueMudanity May 14, 2020
by Gladdymum September 27, 2018
hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.
I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.
Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.
Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.
by Robert Pagnani November 18, 2007