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Bats and bowls

If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.

Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."

Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
by gooseyganda October 25, 2020
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Bowl Breaker

A massive poop. One that's large enough to clog the toilet or worse
After eating Taco Bell yesterday, the shit I took this morning was a real bowl breaker
by Non-hodgkin's potato March 14, 2020
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Norton Bowl

Championship game for last place in a fantasy football league resulting in the losing party to have to wear a dress and take a picture of it for other league teams enjoyment. Commonly also known has the "Toliet Bowl with Punishment". If the losing participant refuses to participate, they are kicked out of the league.
"Do u have any skirts that will fit a size 33 waste? I just lost the Norton Bowl.
by JesusLovesNorton December 11, 2013
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Bowl of Fire

A large quarter ounce container composed of at least four different kind of spicy, 0.99 bag of spicy chips drenched in one or more Mexican spicy sauces and lemon juice. Most notably used in Latin Southern California as a recreational stimulant that induces heavy breathing, perspiration, and burning feces
Allan & Azalia just ate that entire Bowl of Fire; they'll be hurting in the bathroom tomorrow.
by Azabazalia July 26, 2010
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Bowling bulge

This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.
"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".
by The bowler for life July 23, 2016
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bowling ball

An act of sexual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.
He performed a bowling ball on her while she went down on him.
by LudwigVan March 6, 2004
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super bowl

The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.
Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!!
by bigtones January 15, 2005
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