January 21st

National fake sick day

Jack: ughh I don’t wanna school

Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020

October 21st

National short people day is when you get slap your tallest friends and they can’t get mad.

Short girl: i’m gonna slap you
Tall girl: no you can’t that will hurt!
short girl: but it’s October 21st which is

national short person day!!

Tall girl : fine

by johnny johnny your so fine October 21, 2019

December 21st

be polish day fuck you all

Man 1: Its December 21st today, did you hear its Be Polish Day?
Mężczyzna 2: Oczywiście, że słyszałem, drogi przyjacielu.

by k9tur December 20, 2020

November 21st

November 21st is the left tit sucking day, on this day you are allowed to suck the left tit of any one of your friends without consent.

Amtej: Ey Vanka, it's November 21st 😏😏
Vanka: FUCK OFF, LEAVE ME ALONE WEIRDO😭😭

by Blejdea_A November 21, 2021

December 21st

Government will modify everyone’s genetic code, specifically targeting African Americans as they were born with superior genes. On December 21st of 2020, African Americans DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that everyone thought were fiction.

Black friend : Aye bro you know what’s happening to me on December 21st?

White friend : no, what’s going on?
Black friend : imma become god lmao.

by Microzofter December 20, 2020

September 21st

Anyone born on this day has a big ass forehead

Person 1: Yoo, september 21st! It's my birthday! :D
Person 2: No wonder you got a whole ass clipboard for a head

by SUSSY IMPOSTER AMOGUS SUS November 18, 2022

October 21st

Fellas it’s time to eat your girl out

Today’s October 21st so I gotta go down on my gf tonight

by pu55yeater69 October 19, 2019